Fat Clown Passess Off Own Piss As Pleasure Potion

March 27, 2010 in Articles

Original Story Reprinted With Permission. Since this is not the usual style of article posted at urine-therapy.org, I’d like to explain to our regular visitors that a concerned fan asked me to comment publicly on this story. A bunch of angry, confused, and shocked fans and punk rockers deserve a bit more information from an expert source.

Regarding my headline, I just couldn’t help it! He calls himself “Fat Mike,” and his stage name is “Cokie the Clown,” so, he actually calls himself a “Fat Clown.”

Fat Mike, if you do read this, there’s some really good advice for you in here…

NOFX Singer to Fans — I Peed in Your Tequila

Posted Mar 26th 2010 11:30AM by TMZ Staff : Source

The lead singer from the band NOFX is under fire for giving out free shots of Patron during a recent show — shots that appeared to have been watered down … with the punk rocker’s urine.

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The guy accused of pissing everybody off – Fat Mike — put on a solo performance as his alter-ego “Cokie the Clown” at last week’s South by Southwest festival in Austin … covered by punk news website DyingScene.com.

Mike began the show by passing out the shots to fans and even downed a couple himself. But after a bizarre half hour in which Mike described his friend hanging himself, smothering his dying mother to death and milking a fan, Mike decided to show the crowd a very, very disturbing video.

The video appears to begin just moments before Mike took the stage and shows the singer urinating into a bottle of tequila … and then serving it to the audience. The video did not appear edited.

So far, cops are not investigating the situation, but when we called the Austin Health Department to ask if they had taken any action, they told us they were unaware of the incident … but would be looking into it.

Fat Mike told TMZ, “I confirmed that urine was not classified as a biohazard waste and not subject to the risks of legal ramifications of blood, semen, or feces.”

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Responses below…

TMZ posted a story/video on their website today about a rockstar named Fat Mike. This past weekend at a concert festival he walked out onstage, poured about 40 shots of tequilla, drank a few, then handed the rest out to the crowd. After an extremely awkward 45 minute set he showed the crowd an unedited video of himself peeing in the bottle prior to walking out onstage. Its a pretty crazy story and video!

I’d like to address what happened using the lenses of spiritual, mental, emotional, and physical experience.

Many of the people there cheered after drinking the pee shots but even more were really mad.

Physical: people drank either pure pee shots or tequila shots mixed with urine.

Emotional: Some people were excited and cheered, others were very angry.

Mental: Were laws broken? What kind of violation or “joke” is this? Can the perpetrator be sued or arrested?

Comment:

It’s hard for me to believe that so many people cheered. But OK, I’ll address that too.

I certainly understand why people were mad. The fans were violated. When I explain more about what urine therapy is, certain things will become more clear about the physical side of having consumed urine. However, the violation begins with: I made you do something that you would likely not have consciously chosen to do, if you knew what I was “making” you do.

Similar examples:

Very clear:

Someone says: “Step on this red circle”
You do it
Then, you find out that stepping on the red circle electrically shocked 100 white doves and killed them instantly.

Vague:

You go to a punk party where lots of people are high and you eat a piece of chocolate cake.
That cake has drugs in it and you get high but you don’t know on what
Were you violated?

Clear:

You go to a bar and order a beer
The beer has a knockout drug in it
You are robbed, raped, violated, etc.
The perpetrators, if captured, go to jail.

What happens when teenagers spike the punch at parties and people get drunk accidentally? Sometimes people die of alcohol poisoning. It is not a funny practice to deny people their right to consume that which they personally, consciously decide is OK for them.

So, from your question, putting urine into another person’s drink (without them knowing about it), is as serious as putting any other unwanted substance into another person’s beverage.

Laws regulate “spiking” beverages by the toxicity and/or the effects of the substance used to “spike.” Date rape drugs are illegal. Surreptitiously spiking other peoples’ beverages with intoxicating substances is illegal.

Now are some important questions, should this matter go to trial, that will likely come up.

Did Fat Mike/”Cokie the Clown” have any legal or illegal drugs in his system when he released the urine that then audience members unwittingly consumed?
Does Mike have a urinary tract infection or any other medical conditions?

I was wondering if maybe you had any advice for the people who were mad, to help them cope with their situation since you have insight into the positive effects of drinking it.

OK, given that they were violated, I have compassion for their anger. The best I can say is that even in the most severe, infectious situations, consuming ones own urine is considered a safe practice, and has been practiced by millions of people throughout the ages. Urine therapy is a bit of a secret practiced by Hollywood stars, spiritualists, and people who seek optimal health.

Here are a few people who practiced urine therapy and made that information known publicly:

Morarji Desai – the former Prime Minister of India
Mahatma Ghandi – political and spiritual leader of India during the Indian independence movement
Lyoto Machida – Martial Arts Champion

…here’s the thing. It is highly likely that the urine the audience members consumed was sterile. To my knowledge, it is near impossible for them to have contracted any kind of disease, actually, quite the contrary, they may have even acquired a very minute amount of homeopathic resistance to whatever illnesses Mike the Clown may have.

My expertise, however, is in the application of ones own urine to oneself for spiritual and healing purposes. My expertise is not in the use of other people’s urine. I have read that drinking other peoples’ urine has been common, throughout the ages, in circles where hallucinogenic drugs are used. For example, the chieftains of a tribe would take the drugs, and then the “lesser” tribesmen could also get high from the urine of the chieftains. I would not doubt that such practices continue to the present day, since recreational drugs are expensive, drug addicts are often broke, and if they can stay high longer or even get high, by drinking their own urine or a fellow drug user’s urine…then there may be a subsector of the drug using population willing to do that.

So, to me, that’s why Fat Mike’s use of drugs, prescription or otherwise, prior to the show, is quite relevant to the audience members.

If Fat Mike used any drugs prior to the show, it is likely that the drug, or a milder form of it (less harmful to the human body), was given to the audience members.

Also, for those who find it gross that they cheered afterwards, maybe you could help inform them of why its no big deal, and could be perfectly healthy for you.

I think it’s possible that even the people who cheered found it gross, but they found it “cool gross.” I mean, some people like watching cock fights, they like concerts where live animals are eaten, I mean, when you look at what we humans find “entertaining,” it’s quite the show. Some people go and watch reenactments of wars in which millions of people were killed in movie theaters. The blood, the death, the pain, it’s all palpable.

I cannot attest to the health of drinking another person’s urine, though I have read that there are applications in which it can be healthy and spiritual.

And one last thing, maybe you have some advice for Fat Mike on maybe practicing urine therapy, if that’s what he was doing, only in the privacy of his home.

If Fat Mike does read this, I think the drug issue (legal or otherwise) could very well raise an eyebrow. Because it could land him in jail. Even a common prescription drug that was in his urine, given unwittingly to an audience member…even if it did not create a reaction in the person…is quite a large risk to take, and one which may very well bring legal action against him.